so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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