All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died