it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's