if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I think your dad took our porno
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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