Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(416): View more from Ontario

I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.

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(586): View more from Michigan

If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.

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(425): View more from Washington

If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose

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(807): View more from Ontario

her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me

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(714): View more from California

I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,

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(917): View more from New York City

It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.

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(815): View more from Illinois

It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.

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