So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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