The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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