He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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