question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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