i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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