I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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