just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
The air taste purple.
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