3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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