I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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