i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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