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her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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