Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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