If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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