You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
if only i could text you this smell
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
There's always time for handjobs
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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