Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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