He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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