So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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