My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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