You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
is that a dick in a sweater?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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