You surviving the open bar?
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He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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