yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize