Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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