What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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