No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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