**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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