i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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