This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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