I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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