I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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