when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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