I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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