Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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