can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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