is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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