im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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