The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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