is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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