Christians are straight up FREAKS
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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