ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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