I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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