Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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