I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I have tasted many bathrooms
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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