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i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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