We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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