Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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