Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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