capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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