You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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