If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize