Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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