that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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