Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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