Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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