I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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