11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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